Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:09 am
How to make a bad wizard of oz mini
Step 1: Get an actress that cant actually act. Zooey Deschanel CANT ACT! Look at this face, she looks like that 90% of the time!
Step 2: Change stuff because you can. I don't mind change, change can be awesome if you make it better. But thats not what people do these days. They make changes because everyone wants to "reinvent the genre" and make their mark in entertainment history. Fucking incompetent is what they are! Dorothy is now DG the bad postured princess, scarecrow is some guy with a zipper on his head, the cowardly lion is RAH whom you barely see except when hes standing around in the back, and the tin man is just a cop, who's title refers to his badge i guess. OZ is now the O.Z. because you cant have a good movie without bullshit names or ruined "dark" worlds. The Wizard is the mystic man and of course hes a drug addicted moron. THE WITCH is DGs sister and about as cliche as it gets. Shes evil, she wants to rule the o.z., she needs some emerald to do it, and her name is really long and stupid for that magical mastermind effect. She also dreses in the latest in evil bitch apparel and makes for one boring bad guy.
3: Make it obvious that the heartless tin man is going to turn out to save the day and be DGs long lost daddy by naming the mini after him.
Save your sanity dont watch this crap.
Step 2: Change stuff because you can. I don't mind change, change can be awesome if you make it better. But thats not what people do these days. They make changes because everyone wants to "reinvent the genre" and make their mark in entertainment history. Fucking incompetent is what they are! Dorothy is now DG the bad postured princess, scarecrow is some guy with a zipper on his head, the cowardly lion is RAH whom you barely see except when hes standing around in the back, and the tin man is just a cop, who's title refers to his badge i guess. OZ is now the O.Z. because you cant have a good movie without bullshit names or ruined "dark" worlds. The Wizard is the mystic man and of course hes a drug addicted moron. THE WITCH is DGs sister and about as cliche as it gets. Shes evil, she wants to rule the o.z., she needs some emerald to do it, and her name is really long and stupid for that magical mastermind effect. She also dreses in the latest in evil bitch apparel and makes for one boring bad guy.
3: Make it obvious that the heartless tin man is going to turn out to save the day and be DGs long lost daddy by naming the mini after him.
Save your sanity dont watch this crap.
They'll come at you sideways. It's how they think. It’s how they move. Sidle up and smile, hit you where you're weak. The sort of man they're like to send believes hard. kills and never asks why.
I can't believe that someone in this generation actually has. Now the big question...Did you